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She didn’t think she could be any more aroused. “I need you inside me”.

Obsessed: an invitation erotic fantasy by Delilah Devlin

oh.

There was a remarkable intelligence in his features, as of a person who had so cultivated his mental part that it could not fail to mould the physical to itself, and become manifest by unmistakable tokens.

-Nathaniel Hawthorne’s The Scarlet Letter

My boyfriend always wakes up in the morning with an erection.

-Guide To Getting It On.

And her teeth aren’t too awful.
Haunted - Chuck Palahniuk

Through this tribute, Willoughby executed a mocking gesture with his hands, holding the flat of his palm below his nose and wiggling his fingers in comical imitation of Brandon’s deformity.

Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters - Jane Austen and Ben H. Winters

Hagrid was watching him sadly.
- if you follow me and don’t know what book it’s from, gtfo haha

At first, these revelations about the heroes of our time seem as though they were written by the editors of the supermarket tabloids. (Ain’t Nobody’s Business If You Do - Peter McWilliams)

Wherever I went during the day, I felt secure with my new weapons, and I waited patiently for the time when I could use them against the wild dogs that had killed Romo. (Island of the Blue Dolphins- Scott O’Dell)

” i’ve got just the thing for you,” i said. it wasn’t my inention to give it to her, but after she tried it on, and i saw how happy it made her, how could i not? - david sedaris when you are engulfed in flames

The cosmonaut automatically dropped to one knee and kissed the papal ring.

- Rama II, Arthur C. Clarke

“A simple numeric list acts much like an array; however, lists are much more dynamic and can include many different types within the same list.” - Python Phrasebook

I’m supposed to be working.

“Now Jay has the result range for the management style characteristic: 18-42.4.” ,  Becoming Agile: in an imperfect world by Greg Smith and Ahmed Sidky. It’s a hoot they actually think they have found  the way for programmers to be more productive - check out the sentence, does it make sense to you?

“This variation in DH between species has other intriguing consequences.”

-‘Why Don’t Penguins Feet Freeze? and 114 other questions.’ New Scientist.

“The principal factors consist in the influence of climate, of the varying temperatures of the atmosphere and the whole environment, of the variety of localities and their situation, of habits, the commonest movements, the most frequent activities, and, lastly, of the means of self-preservation, the mode of life and the methods of defence and multiplication.”

- “Zoological Philosophy: An Exposition with Regard to the Natural History of Animals” by Jean-Baptiste Lamarck from 19th Century Science: An Anthology