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Edit: Apparently Twihards WILL buy anything. Description on back:  Can you resist the allure of Edward’s myriad charms - his ochre eyes and tousled hair, the cadence of his speech, his chiseled alabaster skin, and his gratuitous charm? Will you hunt surreptitiously and tolerate the ceaseless deluge in Forks to evade the sun and uphold the facade? Join Edward and Bella as you learn more than 600 vocabulary words to improve your score on the *SAT, ACT®, GED®, and SSAT® exams!  Oh COME ON. I’ve got one:  After reading this moronic novel written specifically for doltish teenage girls, I wanted to gouge my ocular cavities out with a spoon.

Edit: Apparently Twihards WILL buy anything.

Description on back: 

Can you resist the allure of Edward’s myriad charms - his ochre eyes and tousled hair, the cadence of his speech, his chiseled alabaster skin, and his gratuitous charm? Will you hunt surreptitiously and tolerate the ceaseless deluge in Forks to evade the sun and uphold the facade? Join Edward and Bella as you learn more than 600 vocabulary words to improve your score on the *SAT, ACT®, GED®, and SSAT® exams! 

Oh COME ON.

I’ve got one:  After reading this moronic novel written specifically for doltish teenage girls, I wanted to gouge my ocular cavities out with a spoon.


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