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devilduck:

A page from a secret UPS training manual.

So much truth.


Robots being taught to lie.

Consider this part 1 of my new series: “SCIENTISTS NEED TO WATCH A GODAMN SCI-FI MOVIE.”


Of course.

With 650,000+ followers, Kanye West has decided to follow ONE person in the entire twitterverse.  Who has received this most righteous honor?  That’s right, Justin Bieber.  



What else is there to say?  This stupid, pointless, mouthbreathing book series has officially invaded every aspect of American life, right down to freaking SUPREME COURT NOMINATIONS.

*Hangs head in defeat.*

+1 million points for Kagan; she is obviously not putting up with this senator’s nonsense.  



snafubar:

apoptasy:

theanimalblog:

calleverytruthfalse:

(via tsunamis)
THERE IS SO MUCH CUTE ON MY DASHBOARD.



I can haz puppy?

There are no words to adequately describe this puppy’s adorableness.

snafubar:

apoptasy:

theanimalblog:

calleverytruthfalse:

(via tsunamis)

THERE IS SO MUCH CUTE ON MY DASHBOARD.

I can haz puppy?

There are no words to adequately describe this puppy’s adorableness.


“Education= mindless distraction of the masses”

“Considering how dangerous everything is, nothing is really frightening.”

“I <3 Chi Omega!!!”

Library desk graffiti is usually either (kind of) profound or completely inane.  But like library book marginalia, I find it fascinating.


- “Horchata,” Vampire Weekend

- “Girls,” Animal Collective

- “Two Weeks,” Grizzly Bear

- “O, Valencia,” The Decembrists

- “All my Friends,” LCD Soundsystem

Is this a list of pitchfork-friendly songs? Yes.  Is it also a sampling of the new playlist at my restaurant?  Absolutely.  Down with crappy jazz flute!  Up with Animal Collective!

However, the majority of our customers are 60+.  I’m not sure how this will go over with them; most of them complain that the piano jazz is “too loud.”



thedailywhat:

First Look of the Day: Just released: The first official photo of Hogwarts Castle at Universal Orlando’s upcoming Harry Potter-themed attraction, The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, which is set to open in the spring.

Hogwarts will reportedly house the park’s signature ride, “Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey.”

BRB, getting in line.

[geekweek.]

I.  Am.  There!!!



I don’t watch Lost but maybe I should start…




thedailywhat:

Steampunked Thing of the Day: Custom Steampunk-style Game Boy by hardware customizer Thretris.

In addition to being glazed with a fine coat of Streampunkiness, the Steampunk DMG-01 also comes with a pro-sound audio mod and an orange LED swap.

Check it out in action here.

[albotas.]


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